Heh. It's gonna be an interesting day, yo. I just ran my site through: Ask Snoop . You gotta try it, cause this is the shit that Snoop spits out....

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

More excitement, know what I'm sayin'? Well, not really." I've just ingested 2 really strong cups of coffee in rapid succession 'n I think I'm gonna die (mainly cause I can hear my brain buzzing) n' shit.

Eddie's doing a bit better, know what I'm sayin'? And "turning on da charm" is a major understatement." When I went see her last night, izzall these little vet-type muthas wuz going on 'bout how Eddie totally rocks da Casbah, know what I'm sayin'? It wuz kind of odd." I mean, yeah, I think brizzle's bomb diggity, but that's cause brizzle's my cat n' shit. But at least I know brizzle's getting wicked care from her newly formed entourage, know what I'm sayin'?
And no, they still can't figure out exactly what da fuck's wrong wit her." Can we be like second mortgage pay da bill? I knew yo' ass could n' shit.
So much fo' that tattoo revamp I wanted during da summer, know what I'm sayin'? Oh well n' shit.

Friday n' shit. Interview wit da recruiter n' shit. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's fo' a hook up in Etobicoke n' shit. Yes, da other armpit of Ontario (Hamilton being da right siiiiide), know what I'm sayin'? Whatever." If that shiznit's gravy, I'll tell my little recruiter gal send 'em my name." I get izzall da sordid details Friday afternoon." Wish me luck, cause if I get that shiznit, I'll buy yo' ass a pony n' shit. Granted, that shiznit'll be a My Little Pony, but a pony nonetheless n' shit.

Oh, 'bout da wine tasting thing." ..da crush sounded too eager go." We'll see what happens n' shit. Maybe brizzle's just gonna lure me out there 'n kill me in da vineyards." Dammit n' shit. Less coffee n' shit. Must n' shit. Ingest." Less." Coffee n' shit.